Stuart Miller-Osborne

Although the sky was dark I could see the high clouds Lightly glowing above me It was a common sight A reflection from the sea Rather foolishly I walked Into my garden lightly dressed As if a summers morning The frozen grass shattered Beneath my bare feet This was a foolish adventure But from my…

Many years ago I saw a movie About a confused middle aged man Trying to swim across Los Angeles Using the swimming pools of others The idea was quite original So I decided to remake the film This said I live in a very poor city Which is derelict and totally run down All the…

The sunrise was spectacular A huge blush sun Rising from the waves Yet there was a small Horizontal cloud dissecting   The symmetry of my eye

Describe the cave paintings Jim In their way they are outstanding Rough but totally original They are nothing like any other cave paintings Found over the last few centuries Describe them to me This may surprise you As the images were highly sexual They appear to be celebrating orgies And are in their way highly…

Towards the end of the movie Sandra learns that her parents Have perished in a plane crash She wanders aimlessly Around her bedroom Staring at the grey wall For the next few minutes The camera studies this wall Nothing happens Sandra then lights a cigarette And stubs it repeatedly Against the soft flesh Of her…

This is such a beautiful shell Undamaged by the storm It has retained its pale colour But is deeply troubled

What made you want to go into space Major Tom Why are you the sole commander of this mission Knowing that we might never return Think of the French Foreign Legion Luke Most of the people that I have ever met Who have served with the French Foreign Legion Were running away from from something…

Whilst in Spain I attended a concert With Gloria Phil and Kev I knew the music very well Rodrigo’s Conceirto de Aranjuez What I did not know Was that in the brass world This piece is known as Orange Juice It was the last thing that Gloria Said to me before she boarded her train

My husband returned from Bulgaria today He had been away on business We shared a bath soon after As he needed to bury his journey Vincent returned with a present As he always does when he travels My only rule is that these gifts Must be purchased from airport shops Today he gave me a…

You said that you wrote poetry Miriam I do What type of poetry The poetry of my cunt Is it good That is for you to find out Have you ever been published (she laughs) I have never been asked that question Can I read some of your work If you wish Look at the…