Stuart Miller-Osborne

Why are you asking me to do this Do what Lie naked on my bed While you place sharp silver knives On my legs my back and my arse Is there a deep reason No Then why Because you have the most beautiful back in the word The most beautiful arse And do not get…

Your humour and your poor temper What a combination even for a comedian I might as well walk on egg shells When you are around Birgit You are a grade one bitch Even your fox terrier hates you At least I have a fox terrier Lubu I own four bookshops Four intimate bookshops You have…

I had made it to the semi final My journey had been easy As smooth as a silk scarf But I was not fooled As my colours often fade In the direct sunlight

Something burnt gravely injured Lay in front of me in the trench I had seen the same many times But the war was twenty years distant I should have been staring at the grass But there it was a man without a throat Unable to utter even a single white word

One of my Christmas decorations Is a rather detailed Victorian Vicarage Every year I illuminate its interior Using subtle coloured lighting This might sound surreal But of late I am sure that it is haunted As I see what appears to be a ghost Moving around often passing sad windows

Near the plush offices of ADM There was a decaying estate Of damp and dingy council flats These were joined by flying walkways Although I did not live in the area These raised walkways fascinated me So I discreetly visited them in disguise

Although tragic the documentary showed (in the distance) the helicopter accident which killed my beloved brother His widow Ines dis not want this part of The Glass Desert removed Her wishes were respected and the footage no matter how painful was left in place My brother and I were very close and I miss him…

This is my final question Your movie notes that Roberta Taylor Plays the part of Inger This is untrue Roberta Taylor does not appear in your film My lead actress has many scenes in Film 36 Which scenes The one set on the railway station She is the girl in a pink dress Possibly but…

When Conservatives are attacked I cannot say that they enjoy the experience Far from it They just shrug their shoulders And get on with life This said when a liberal is attacked they lash out As they are totally insecure Eventually this destroys them Which is a good thing Is this what you film is…

In our country the black population adds up to less than 3% of the overall population If you had landed on earth you would not know this as these people are heavily represented in the media That is a racist view Joe You might as well call it a blue view Your comment is empty…