Stuart Miller-Osborne

I was waiting for a bus With Adele We kissed once The bus was reported As being late So we kissed For a second time Pre-Prudence

Wherever I am in the world The same message Is repeated When I am travelling underground Mind the Gap I find this message restrictive As I enjoy looking Into the abyss

Many years ago when I was a soldier I was ordered to execute another soldier I had no quarrel with this soldier So I decided to flip a coin I did not carry of the execution As there was a probability Of rain the following day Dark clouds were increasing It was more probable than […]

I am frequently asked If the Devil exists Or is just a probability I choose not to respond To this question Even though the answer Is quite clear to me

The world is in a bad state There is a possibility of war I have spent the last week Protecting my loved ones The will suffer no harm I am a Soldier of God And the Devil’s assassin

This country is riddled by those who have no right to be here Do you mean the illegals Joe Amongst others If these creatures were deported Back to their sewers of origin Then this country would be cleansed All of our innocents would be safe The economy would change almost overnight What would your role […]

I am sitting in the sauna With Elfine Guitar and Marie This is my first visit to Finland They have told me How white Finland is Which I do not dispute The Finns are a handsome race Nordic in appearance And as gentle as lambs I will not be able to finish this travel poem […]

I am sitting in the sauna With Marie Guitar and Elfine This is my first visit to Finland

Joe You are a football man For all my sins You have visited many clubs Yes it is a pleasant but sometimes a sobering occupation What are your impressions Most clubs are very friendly Especially the smaller ones This said some of Premiership clubs Can be quite featureless Including my own club They have little […]

The apples glow in the orchard When the brittle lake sings