Stuart Miller-Osborne

I was sitting on a train recently When a well dressed woman Started talking to me She said that she was a surgeon And that she was travelling To a clinic in Mansfield To visit a biscuit The Train Manager then announced That our weeping train Was not stopping at La La Land Due to…

Dearest Marie Thank you so much for my birthday card It was so thoughtful of you As you are aware I have been working In Southern Germany (my day job) For some reason It was very cold Even the locals commented on this I could not have chosen a less bleak site It was a…

Eileen is a large girl She is also an artist Ocean is much smaller She is also an artist I have painted them On a number of occasions To keep a balance I often pose for them We have also created a triptych It is strange combination But the combination works Eileen Ocean et Moi…

I have painted My naked sister Pale green She is currently Walking through The Church Meadow Cornflowers Poppies Violets Wild Grasses and Thyme

I have a cat which is called Granny is Beautiful My hut is situated On the summit Of a golden sand dune My name is Mr Gold and Grey

I purchased a print in Arles today Blue Ocean Nude I am thinking of hanging it In our guest room Which has whitewashed walls

Three months ago exactly to the day I was sitting on a southern beach With my beautiful cousin Marie Popol I am now on a chilly railway station This is going to be difficult project Due to the challenging landscapes

You never told me that you had a tattoo You never asked It was not there when I last looked It is to remind me of happiness The happiness of summer Are not all your summers happy Most are Especially this one I do not see you that often Guy This tattoo is my gift…

Is my Mediterranean cousin She is very beautiful With a incredible complexion We are waiting for a train To clear the line Marie is reading my book Le Droit de Savoir Which is selling well We are heading towards the beach Where we will sunbathe together In full view of the passing trains Marie often…

I often sit on lonely railway stations In Southern France Using the time between trains