Stuart Miller-Osborne

I had a good feeling for colour But I just could not draw When I stripped it down It was just another whim I was hoping to be discovered It was all financed by my father He always paid my fees No matter how pointless the journey Nobody purchased any of my creations So I […]

A very distant relative of mine Founded the Merry Hotel chain in August 1807 It was sold off last week I now work as a hotel receptionist Having been released from prison last year I had killed a cyclist by accident after taking drugs And was jailed for ten long years To this day I […]

Have you ever seen a beaver moon No I have never seen a rodent moon But I saw Abby Winters and Susan Little Moon at a runaway train Does that count

I am I am I am I am I am a wicked bitch Do your realise That he might have died from shock I employed you look after my aged uncle Not to shower in front of him When he was in the bath I just wanted to make him happy The next time I […]

The November full moon will be the closest and brightest full moon of the year The biggest full moon of 2025 A so called super moon It will rise on Wednesday November the 5th Lighting up the night sky with its dramatic glow Did you write that Boon My name is Moon It just seems too ordered […]

You are not going to wear that Doon Why Noon Moon my name is Moon Doon Not Noon Doon You are not going to wear that blouse Why Because it has a gossamer life of its own Meaning Your nipples are totally visible I think that I have beautiful nipples Why do you not wear […]

Here I am I have nothing to hide This is my scar Although by no means was it as serious as Frida’s horrible injury There were some odd similarities My umbrella was partially the cause of my silly accident Indirectly an umbrella caused Frida’s misfortune She was returning from school in September 1925 When she […]

I do love these autumn days That should be chilled Yet retain their low summer warmth Do come back to bed Maisie It is much warmer in here The winter winds are within distance Erotic Poems of Autumn

The Heat of the Islands The Songs of the Colonels These play havoc With our fragile emotions

Have you experimented with drugs No Have you It is like standing in front of a train Thank you for inviting me on this holiday It is such a beautiful island A question Please Why did your parents call you Europa Because they loved travelling around Europe by train This is a nice hotel It […]