Stuart Miller-Osborne

Jimmy Beth Why do you never call me When I am having an orgasm Well I figure that you are busy And I am normally With our most important clients At this time of the year

To celebrate the publication Of my first successful novel I purchased a nice house Halfway along Chesterfield Avenue My sister and I lived there For a number of years In total ignorance Of what happened in the park We frequently entertained friends Under the low leafy trees Or had picnics near the boating lake It…

I warned them about the eclipse Noting that our geographical position Did not lend itself To the full enjoyment Of the spectacle

I made a cup of coffee Using iced pink milk It was well received By Annette an Jill Who I had known for many years

As part of my early life I travelled a great deal I often travelled without my pen So I had to memorise Many of my imagined lines I was frequently helped By the generosity of others Who furnished me with all The items of my requirement And then I became totally lost After being washed…

That is my only question Marc Or do you love someone else That is your second question Julie

I am currently working in a library It is a pleasant job with nice people Recently I met a trainee librarian Her name is Angela Lincoln Smith But she likes to be called Femes As she is a part time angel in Heaven And is therefore considered immortal

I swim quite frequently in the sea My housekeeper is named Christine She brings me apples every day Attached to these apples Is a note written in violet ink Eat When Cooked

Yesterday I visited Walmer Castle and Gardens It was a place that I knew well As I crossed the bridge From the castle into the gardens I was stopped by a young man Wearing a green felt hat With a ring of daisies Joined together around the crown He in a hushed soft voice Told…

I travelled with an American girl Who was called Nuage By all those who met her As she had a remote And other worldly manner Her real name was Mary Anne Parkinson