Stuart Miller-Osborne

Joe  Josie arrived safely  But she was in something of a state  At first I thought that you two had been fighting  But it was more than that  You can guess why  Why do people hurt people  Fragile Flowers  We are all fragile flowers  Josie is asleep in bed  Finland will be good for her  I […]

Not much is known about this prince  Except that he was devout and kind to all  And then he vanished from history  If he had been a cruel wicked prince  Then his foul deeds would have been recorded 

Our colony was widely known in the village  As the Les Rouges de Doha as it was populated  By artists sculptors models and many other creatives  Although ours was a very free group it had order  It was a pale cooperative yet we religiously shared our profits   After being ignored for many years we suddenly […]

Hi Annie  Have you shot any of the traitors yet  I have just landed and am at Helsinki Airport It quite sunny here but so fucking cold  I am meeting Sephine and Josie in a while  Which I am really looking forward to  As I have not seen either of them for nearly a month  […]

I have been called a psychopath Because of my intense dislike  Of certain corrupt politicians And the way that I assassinated them     Hearts on Skewers Heads on Stakes  Yet I feel that I am just an average guy Much betrayed but fundamentally sound  

What do the following movies have in common  Titanic  Sixth Sense Icy Dead People  

I know a girl who burns all her utility bills  What is her name  Bernadette 

Bee Mine Be Mine Poppy Valentine 

If one eats their porridge  Froma sish  Reduced in sise  Then a false importance in gained  Acense misplaved  of worth  It haz always beene present  No known changed has ever been noted 

Hi Joe  I have just read your latest poem  Porridge  It has confused me a little  Although I do think that you are being wicked  And suggesting that the Welsh people  Are mean and have chapel mentality  And that our Irish cousins  Have never been blessed by the circle  If so you are a very naughty […]