Stuart Miller-Osborne

Martha I am with darling Mama at present The countryside is so white With snowdrops and bluebells everywhere Josie dragged me down with Cora Her latest passion She is a beautiful Greek girl and they make a handsome couple But this short letter is not about us but a very funny review in the Indy […]

Nelly Red Plates has written three poems It is likely that you have read them As she is friends with many publishers In the Native American community

Nelly Red Plates enjoyed reading It was a passion She also liked writing poetry Which she thought Was more important than reading

Nelly Red Plates sat in front of the beach window Watching a dredger begin to start its heavy day She wondered if any of the crew could see her in coffee And if they really cared whilst wet working That she was the daughter of Running Water Who held many luxurious property portfolio’s

Joe we are over here Here over here you retard Sorry he is a mole Hello Hello Joe this is Lesbophobia She is from Greece I am glad to meet you That is an interesting name My parents chose it for me I did not choose it I would have liked to have been named […]

The Queen had died and I was the undertaker The nation was watching me This was unnerving I had chopped her up and was carrying Her mortal remains live on television A girl came up to me as I had dropped a hand She (Tina) asked me why I was naked I told her that […]

It is supposed that you are black As I can quite easily see your colour

I am physically very ugly But my father is rich Women are not attracted to me They are attracted to my wallet It is a very empty existence

The actress Astrid Bergès-Frisbey Bared her breasts in the movie Un barrage contre le Pacifique Depending on your viewpoint It was a totally necessary/unnecessary scene But it is my favourite movie Even though I am blind And have been so since birth I cannot say how many cheese graters Have been damaged in my attempts […]

For some reason Gillion took a photograph Of an empty shelf in Savers It was the last photograph That she ever took As the store was struck by lightning And she was the only casualty The whole thing was very sad As Gillian will spend the rest of known eternity With the image of an […]