Stuart Miller-Osborne

If I was asked to go to war I would not go Why would I want to kill a brother

Where do we go When the air is warm My name is Globe And I am your guide

Do slam the door when you leave Just to remind all of my neighbours That I am a good for nothing slut

Even if you are the most miserable bastard in the world You have got to be kind Nothing else works What is that Joe It is something that Josie picked up for me Where At a summer fete in Mummy’s village What is it A mounted display detailing the development of golf balls Over the…

I am going on a long journey today From one end of my country to the other I will meet a number of lonely people Who I am unlikely to meet again The weather is changeable at present Summer frocks thick sweaters and jeans I am looking forward to my holiday But I find the…

my little town has changed beyond recognition this saddens me but thingswillchange so hold on tight as it is going to be amemorableride

After a long flight I finally found the hotel And then found my room and then my bed But there was one rather large problem There was a dead businessman between the sheets He looked so at peace and his coffee was still warm I took a sip as I was dry because of the…

Due to a quite serious ear infection I became deaf in both of my ears It was a great experience As it heightened my other senses There was a beauty in everything I was almost disappointed When my hearing returned

I am on the blue crocodile cloud In a while I will flood the lower lanes Please wait for me near The Rose Bar West

If you look out of your top window You will see the clouds over Paris At present they resemble great castles Due to the heat of the summer I