Stuart Miller-Osborne

I used to live in a flat with two girls One was outgoing the other shy We were all studying philosophy Like most people I have a birthday Once a year and it was a tradition To make and serve tea to my flat mates I took a cup of tea into Marty’s room She […]

I met a beautiful woman at a party She was wearing a gossamer blouse Which subtly showed her dark nipples I could see that she was attracted to me We went back to her top floor apartment Would you like to sleep with me She said as she slowly undressed I followed her lead and […]

Joe I read somewhere That a very unpopular politician Has been granted Round the clock police protection Whereas the youngest son of the king Has no police protection at all England my England Pete

Ophelie climbed down the railway embankment And stood on the fast line An express train carrying Senior members of the opposition party Was only minutes away She would die for a cause A good cause Ophelie would change into a block of concrete And the train would be wrecked Many would die including members and […]

Joe Calm down Sally I woke up this morning And the garden had gone Overnight it had disappeared Sally Joe You live in a tower black Joe Calm down Sally I woke up this morning And the garden had gone It had slid off of a cliff Sally you live in Norfolk The middle of […]

Hi Joe Muriel I need to sea Josephine She is in Bath and cannot c you She is never normally that shy Joe I agree May I see her Here is a photograph She is on the right It was taken in Bath Joe Yes Why have you given me a mirror Because you wanted […]

I frequently explore old railways It is a lonely and haunting occupation As many of these routes have totally vanished Under housing and industrial developments Radstock Notes 29th February 2024

After the recent storms Much of the shingle From the beach Has ended up On Chester Road The council in all its wisdom Has now decided to call it Beach Street Amber As my youngest sister Lives at number sixty-six

Joe You never stop All the way from Bali and you are going straight to the game tonight You are a man’s man which in this day and age is rare Although you are too young to have watched the game live I was there at Old Trafford when Chelsea won the cup in 1970 […]

I found a bottle on the beach last year And judging from its poor condition It had been in the sea for a considerable time Inside the bottle there was a faded note I was, I am, I will be again Was all that was readable At present the bottle and its message Is in […]