Stuart Miller-Osborne

I have just moved into the flat of Viola Gresham  It is a large flat that overlooks Holland Park  And I am I think very happy here  Although I do find it strange  That the flat is so sparsely furnished It seems quite unloved  Viola pops in from time to time  But always seems distracted  I feel that she…

Many people who know me think that I am a cunt who is so far up his own arse that he cleans his teeth from the inside Joe Thank You Josie 

at a cost of less than three hundred pounds  you were erected  to serve a remote community  which soon faded  into obscurity  you were closed  without ceremony  some years ago  nothing remains 

Joe  Josie  Sorry I was in the shower  I have seen it all before  No not that  Have you read today’s newspaper  I read my newspapers online  Then I will drive a train  Swallowed a joke book again sis  It is your joke book bro  What do you think of the Pope  He is a…

My violet coffee simmers in your cup  I refresh myself in your company  The winter is covering the summer fields  Just Jane of the Ambiguities 

We are an economic couple Comfortable but not rich Who live in a willow cottage That can be seen From the moon There is cinema nearby Which has a riverside garden In the summer punts pass by Our violet drapes Are often photographed By those who appreciate colour The tallest of the tour guides Lives…

I had a dew dream last night  What is a dew dream Josie  It is a wet dream for girls  Songs of Fun  What was it about  We were in this very room  Each of us was quite naked  And sitting in similar positions  Explain  Three ravens and a songbird  It sounds like that you…

My dear heart  Never think that  You are better than others  Listen to their sorrows  And treat them with compassion 

My Ash Hunt House  Is haunted by red ghosts  They seem so ordinary  As they pass from room2room  I do not sleep 

Joe  I read this in a newspaper  It seems that a chap torched a care home  You know the places which are full of those awful creatures   In wheelchairs who shout at people in the streets  They are normally wheeled around by their niggers or other illegals   One sees them each day especially in Henley on Thames  …