Stuart Miller-Osborne

My girlfriends sister Is a beautiful nun She lets me paint Stories from the Bible On her bare bottom

I often paint Miss Deacon In the nude As she likes To see my penis At least once a day

I live next to a river My father is a toll keeper He collects from the those Who cross the bridge My river runs into the ocean I often sit by the estuary And watch it slowly fade Yet I never see the floating clocks That pass my bedroom window In such numbers during the […]

I can remember a time not so many years ago In the country of my birth When Liberal Republicans and Conservative Democrats   Could be found in many states North and South They were reasonably near each other Today there are vast chasms Some people are even mentioning internal conflicts Both sides are to blame But here […]

I think that went well Joe Bad Cop Good Cop I think your ratings will rise Hopefully I wish you the best People might see you as a hypocrite If anything I am the Puppet Master I am no hypocrite Neither are you You are ambitious There is no harm in that I would like […]

My producer said that you are impossible to interview You have repeated yourself Going forward Not impossible maybe difficult But even that is untrue I just dislike stupid questions Were my questions stupid No You have an ability to make people feel stupid That is because they are stupid Am I stupid Far from it […]

Joe Stella Are you going to vote at the next election Probably but more from a local point of view What do you think of the Sunak’s thoughts about conscription If they are true then he is away with the fairies It would not work Would you when you were seventeen have accepted being conscripted Never […]

I lived in Japan for a number of years As both my parents were teachers During this time I learnt Japanese And often flew kites with Akemi My Japanese friend taught me about kites She said that if I flew white paper kites Deep into the clear blue sky Then God would witness my recreation

I lived in Japan for a number of years As both my parents were teachers During this time I learnt Japanese And often flew kites with Akemi

These girls are only young and should be enjoying their youth Anonymous you might pass them in a street or in a park That is the way God would have wanted it Include then in your prayers