Stuart Miller-Osborne

Hi Joe Wright Who was that gorgeous girl you were with Sephine Janice thought that she was very beautiful We are good friends Nuffsaidmate I thought that you would like this Janice starts planning for Chrimbo Usually in June There I am enjoying the tits on the beach And I am being asked if Peter…

Joe Elena is arriving on the sixteenth And is looking forward to meeting you Not to mention Sephine Cora is super excited Athens Richmond Josie and Cora Joe and Sephine Forgot to mention Mummy is visiting Aunt Jenkins So she will be popping in I wish you were not so busy bro As you seem…

Sadly we are many miles apart You are chatting to Virginia I am on the North Yorkshire Moors I wish you had been able to come with me But our lives are complex and quite busy Earlier today I walked Rufus as I always do I walked in the grass without shoes It was a…

Even the Cola signs Are rusting here in the desert The sublime mysteries Of the dry winds Still continue to confuse me Last year a biker chick Asked me if she could stay Working for her bed and board I do not know her name So I call her Cassie After my late dog Which…

Was a password we used When April entered the room If she was wearing A baby pink cardigan We were on our guard Weather for Flagstaff: Conditions are Cloudy with a temperature of 32F (0C). The wind is blowing from the SSW at 2mph (3km/h) and the current humidity is 98% Message received and understood

I own a number of valuable books Written by the Beat Poets I have collected them for many years As you might have guessed I live in East Kent by the sea My wife is quite beautiful Her name is Jane She is a gentle creature Who hides grass glass In our coastal garden This…

I only ask myself adorable questions

All my thoughts are centred Around my lakeside home It is a retreat where I can paint The Symmetry of Chameleons Without interruption or disturbance

I usually finish my shift at half past eight And catch the final train of the day On Saturday’s I finish at seven thirty But I do not catch a train As I drink in a bar with friends I am aware of that I am slowly wasting my life And often think of staying…

The next full moon on the 15th of November is the Beaver Moon It is linked to the time that beavers start to take shelter in their lodges ahead of the winter. What is a Beaver Moon Will I see one soon Yes But what is a Beaver Moon Think about it mate I think…