Stuart Miller-Osborne

Sephine You are a very bad girl Just because you like a toy Does not mean that you can own it Thank you for my photograph I will keep it in velvet box A gift deserves a gift I am sorry to hear that you are poorly By the time you read this Your medicines…

Joe I have a heavy cold at present And am feeling shitty My way of dealing with this Is to listen to my favourite songs Swimming Pool by Marie Madeleine Is one of my happiest summer songs It was released some years ago And as the title suggests It is set in and near a…

Joe I visited the CCX Road today It was rather interesting I visited the bookshops you recommended Did you purchase anything I purchased only one book That being An Anthology of Pre-Raphaelite Poetry I did not know you were interested in that period As you know I find Victorian poetry rather complex It is very…

Joe Yes Is the clock ticking Yes Why Because I replaced the battery You have said it is ticking I am aware of what I said How close are we to midnight Very close How would you reverse this I would remove the battery Do you blame anybody in particular I do Then who would…

Joe Josie Are you still in love with Virginia She is the most beautiful girl in Richmond Virginia has a pen to die for A question Forty Two Are you attracted to Sephine Jealous Fuck off Joe She is very attracted to you I normally insult her She weeps It is a cleansing process I…

I touch on Joe’s comments about the way certain people in government are dressed and groomed by two way donors Like him I totally disagree with these favours They are obscene Whether red or blue It is just so wrong If I was in government as the minister for mad girls I would fuck off…

Orphan May I sit on your bed Hold your newborn To your breast We are sisters

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Joe Josie What are you doing Talking to you Then do not be loud As Cora is now asleep That wretched cold She has told me That she rarely gets colds in Greece This fucking country sis It is contaminated It never used to be contaminated Soapbox Joe I can feel one of your moods…

I often dream about Madame Butterfly But know for a fact That she does not dream about me