Stuart Miller-Osborne

Marxists are quite unable to say why a proletarian revolution A hate filled and violent act of expropriation Should be morally cleansing And lead to a better society Love the tee shirt Joe Happy Birthday Molly I wearing it at present After my shower Behave yourself Its my birthday Joe I can do what I…

I met Sandra in the city today She was wearing a short red skirt I admired her tanned legs And told her how lovely she looked Félicité

A politician who I detest Was ************ today His ***** was **** out And decorated the interior Of his expensive car I call moments like this My Blue Hours The news of this splendid event Came as I was editing my latest book The Poetry of Birds The Poetry of Birds A politician who I…

I have an irrational fear of flying Even though I have flown On many occasions here and there There is no reason for this I blame my physics master Mr Webb Who when asked a question at St Polly’s Demonstrated the theory of flying Using a sheet of foolscap paper Great but planes are not…

Mummy I travelled to Kingsdown in Kent At the invitation of Eddy Stevens He wanted to show off his new pad Josie and Cora tagged along Cora had expressed a wish To see the real England Free from the decay That so spoils it these days Kingsdown reminds me a little of Dungeness Not because…

A couple of years ago Jane and I camped Not far from Corfe Castle Our campsite was located Next to a railway line And I was normally woken up By a steam train passing by It was an idyllic experience We either walked in the countryside Or just spent hours At the railway station Watching…

Richard This government continues to amuse me Where do they get these ideas from Are they from another planet If so I would like to travel there The whole thing is so tragic Joe

Birds hide away in order to die They create no fuss How often do you find a dead bird That has not previously died violently

Donald It is so nice to see you again You look very well Instead of remaining here Would you like to walk by the river Towards Rose Lock That is not my lock It is only manned During certain hours I am going to ask you two questions If that is okay If we take…

I always think that you want to talk to me What makes you say that You undress me with your eyes Do I Yes Then I apologise There is no need to apologise It is perfectly normal You find me attractive Many of my patients find me attractive I am not your patient Anna Do…