Stuart Miller-Osborne

Hi SMO Josephine here I trust you are well and have recovered from your journey Thirteen fucking hours you poor sod Poor poor Jane I have a favour to ask of you Would you please describe Anne Bronte’s grave to me as I grew up with her books Joe and I have visited Haworth in […]

Stan and Jane are pleased to announce the arrival of Lola George at 3:33 this morning Mother and daughter are doing well which cannot be said for the hospital as my daughter has very healthy lungs and can be heard as far away as Somerset Stan Jane and Lola x

A hippy party on the beach Quickly descended into mayhem I left the gathering then As had no wish to get stoned or drunk Katherine Mills lived in the flat above me Eight Sedan Gardens in Putney We rarely spoke to each other Although I was aware that she was unemployed I worked at the […]

My father remarried when I was fourteen His new bride was very beautiful And I longed to see her unclothed But this did not happen as she was modest And dressed sensibly in my company That was until the day of my sixteenth When she requested that I row her on the lake As the […]

Lovers must be honest with each other Otherwise doubts might creep in That have the potential to fracture You are the most beautiful station But I accuse you of the following I sat on a metal bench on the KX platform And the zip of my winters coat Became trapped in its design Which frustrated […]

I love you I love you I love you You mean everything to me I am lost between your breasts You are so easy on the eye A beauty modest and chaste I wander your many platforms In a dreamlike state Trains are arriving Trains are leaving Everything about you is just right I will […]

I sleep with my eyes open So that I can welcome my dreams And watch them leave my bedroom

I bathe with my best friend every Tuesday Usually at about four in the afternoon We feel that the warm bathwater Protects us against the outside world Our conversations are minimal As we study the steamy wet room This small room is directly above a jetty Where my rowing boat is moored I have not […]

Jane and I had planned to walk to the North Bay But at about eleven in the morning The heavens opened with a vengeance So we settled down to watch our small television Modigliani Was the movie that we chose to watch Although we did not expect much of it Its sadness broke our hearts […]

I have only visited you once Although I am familiar With your centuries Time it seems Has slipped through my eyes Without my attention And I feel refreshed