Stuart Miller-Osborne

Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. Who said that Joe Voltaire I like it It is so relevant today Take people placing pronouns after their name It is absurd That is because they identify with other things She/Her I think is one Most women are basically bisexual That is […]

In the last few days I have offered to home Two small resin dolls as long as they clean up I have impressed that I will not tolerate hard drugs Hobby Horse Rainer Maria Rilke William Posters They will accompany me to a railway station And cunt the passing trains I have a orange lacquered […]

The sunflower stares at a peasant girl The girl appears transfixed By something in the distance She ignores the clouds And the darkening sky

I have searched for you For the last two nights But you have remained hidden To my great sorrow I have searched for you For the last three nights But you have remained hidden To my deep distress

Have you noticed that all banks Hold the same three books on display No Who told you that My mother Have you seen these books Frequently Which books are they Nova Scotia by Jill Fenway I have never heard of it It is one of those huge doorstep novels Overwritten and overblown Even the pet […]

Do you masturbate Jean Sometimes How often About once a week Do you like being watched Depends on my mood What brings you on Lighthouses Any particular type of lighthouse I am not choosy What about you Robbie I masturbate whenever I can Are you on your own Most of the time What turns you […]

As I was walking down this street I found a pewter plate Wrapped in an old newspaper There was no reason for it to be there Although yellow with age I was intrigued by the date of the newspaper Friday 22nd November 1963 Viola Gresham

O my Luve is like a red, red roseThat’s newly sprung in June;O my Luve is like the melodyThat’s sweetly played in tune. So fair art thou, my bonnie lass,So deep in luve am I;And I will luve thee still, my dear,Till a’ the seas gang dry. The first Burns Night in our new cottage […]

Elizabeth Barton was also known As The Mad Maid of Kent She was executed at Tyburn For pissing off Henry the Eighth She must have upset him a great deal Tyler Yes she did but initially he just let it ride As the rantings of a madwoman But Elizabeth continued to persecute him So he […]

I asked the wounded soldier If he had ever seen anybody die He said that he had seen many die I asked how many he had murdered None I was obeying orders That is not what I have been told You have enjoyed your killings I then set up a camera In the corner of […]