Stuart Miller-Osborne

As I walked along the coastal path I saw one hundred and twenty seagulls In congregation above the beach Outriders late grey and yellow Could clearly be seen in the sky A storm was just hours away

I went to London with CatCat Flat On The Mat We travelled First Class I now call her St MartinSt Martin-in-the-Fields

Musician Sheku Kanneh-Mason has said Rule, Britannia! “makes people feel uncomfortable” and should not be sung at the Last Night of the Proms. What a stupid thing to say – this displays a total lack of maturity I would call you a cunt but cunts are useful Especially if they are attached to beautiful women […]

Many years ago whilst I was visiting Torcross I was told about an artist who had been born In the village just before the First World War She had been much celebrated in her younger years This interested me for a while but soon faded from memory That was until I found a series of […]

I visited a charity bookshop today And found a book of music Johann Sebastian Bach’s Werke It had once belonged to a Rosamund Rosamund had lived in Leeds And added her name in March 1913 That is all that I knew Many years had passed Since her signature But the Grand Mass Had remained quite […]

What are you reading Joe A book Do not be trite Julia Julia who Julia Worthing You should know Stop fucking with me Joe She is from Orwell’s 1984 Why did you not say that in the first place You are not reading 1984 How did you know that Do not be a cunt Joe […]

Richard May I call you Richard My name is Peter I have one question I would like you to answer What is is it Detective Stokes Why did you kill the mayor Because he was a faggot Did he offend you All faggots offend me Why Because they offend God They are offensive feral creatures […]

It has been for many years I would like to see it warm But I live alone With my dog On a remote Scottish island I am something of a recluse And am considered a little odd By the people of the town But these people do not know me And mistake my shyness for […]

I have a friend named Claudette But we all call her Clo Clo She is an actress And is playing the lead in Phaedra I am also an actor And will playing Hippolytus In the same production We have a couple of intimate scenes together And rehearse our roles in a mythological bath We must […]

Harry has a girlfriend Her name is Marina She has joined the gang They are now The Secret Six