Stuart Miller-Osborne

Reynolds is there anything to report No Sir I would not expect anything less on Christmas Eve There is something Sir You are going to think me deranged Come out with it man I saw some movement in No Mans Land Movement In No Mans Land It was infested by thousands Of Decaying Angels I […]

Minnie’s letter has just reached me She is well apart from a heavy cold Which are all too common In Upper Slaughter At this time of the year Due to its odd geography A geography that I miss so very much These are your dangerous days my love She whispers towards the end of her […]

I visited Sandwich today There was not a cloud In the crisp blue sky Little did I know as I travelledThat a gathering of clouds Would soon extinguish the light And darken my midwinter day January 11th 2024

I am watching you sleep You always sleep on your back There is a warm breeze in the room Which hardens your nipples I cannot sleep after the sixth hour As you do without dreams

You stand smoking by the window The night in warm and damp The house is feeling its age It creaks with your every movement We speak but you do not look at me As I am sitting in the shadows Quietly counting the passing years

in this city no one i see is conscious one is worse off than the next frenzied and insane Once a year I spend A night on the streets I choose a frozen night And with only my coat Wrapped around me for warmth I sit in doorways begging for alms When this happens in […]

There seems to have been a great deal of discussion recently Joe Yes It is too early in the morning I was saying Just let me take a sip of coffee Ready As I ever am As I was saying there has been a great deal of discussion recently About Women and Football I know […]

I would like to write decadent poetry But I am too shy to do so

I can remember reading that the definition Of a woman is a cunt surrounded by fat That is harsh as not all women are fat Many women are quite beautiful I agree but it is still a cunt surrounded by something What about a cunt surrounded by beauty I like that It could also mean […]

My attention had been attracted by a large painting Which showed a solitary figure in a vast landscape Soaked in the golden light of a fading sun I then beware aware of a man standing next to me Neither of us spoke but I knew that he wanted me to leave The gardens as I […]