Stuart Miller-Osborne

Guys I have not been able to contact Joe today I know that he is okay But he does have his very intense moments When he just goes off on a tangent following poetical inspiration If any of you hear from him please give me a shout I am between Antibes and Cannes at present…

Hi Josie I am sorry that I have been quiet But life has become very silly First of all Linkedin contacted me And told me that I had been a very naughty boy As I had used slang (which can be found in the OED) Which bless their heart they thought was hate speech As…

I sat with my feet Dangling in the pool Jane was reading Celine The sun was setting Over the distant hills Between the two castles Blush Blue Blush Pink Blush Green

What are you reading The Housewives of America Fuck in Baths Do they How should I know I will ring Cassie then Who is the author Celine Poerts Never heard on her What are you doing What What are you doing with that knife Carving I can see that Are you carving your initials No…

the captains of january have led us through the caves into the light of a new year

My cat told me that me That Edward Lear And Rainer Maria Rilke Shared High Tea In Oxford yesterday I knew that My cat was lying As I do not own a cat

Yesterday I was sitting at the railway station Waiting for Martha as I normally do When I saw two rather plump girls holding hands They smiled at me I smiled back They were obviously bicycles at the very least I felt no malice towards them None at all This set me thinking as about a…

Vence is worse How I laughed at your text You hate fucking dogs But they adore you Do you know that I have just been upshirted Really Josie has been upskirted But never upshirted I was standing on our terrace Drinking a strong strong coffee Wearing only my white shirt When I noticed a chap…

Josie I am currently by the river Walking Beastmaster Illinois The dog seems to like me But shits everywhere Carol popped him around And asked if I might walk him I was chatting to Martin a few minutes ago Holding Beastmaster on a long lead When I noticed that he/she/it Had shit on a sleeping…

Bears with purple noses Leaves on the Line Interiors of railway carriages Red upholstered seats Flat green fields Signals passed at speed The Daily Telegraph A notebook and a pen Shallow rivers in sand Cumulus clouds Warm July Days