Stuart Miller-Osborne

There is a pub in my village With an unusual name When God Turns Sixteen I have tried find out the reason Why this pub has such An unusual name Some have suggested God’s Country Ways

Joe tell me it is not true I am afraid it is true I am so ashamed It is not a problem Josie What do you mean not a problem I have sent my mother an explicit video Mummy has no problem with our special relationship She has told us many times I know but does…

There is an opal sunset Descending into the night Girls in white dresses Are playing volleyball Their friends are sitting nearby They too are wearing white Everything is sedate

Trains have crossed this bridge within living memory A hundred years ago young soldiers full of fear Used this route to join their ships of fools Many wondered if this was their final journey It is now a recreational bridge leading to a relaxed station It is a bridge between two beaches each much used…

I have always adored railway bridges Even the small ones over country lanes They just make feel good about things I often travel considerable distances Just to photograph and travel over viaducts Even passenger footbridges at railway stations Fill me with a joyous abandonment I surrender myself to my emotions

June grass paths pretend to hide Which is their seasonal joke Yet they demand our attention As we follow their thoughts All shades of green All shades of green

Hi Joe I trust I am not disturbing ewe I am by the river sis Richmond is idyllic today Virginia Same old Virginia Looking at the river Guess what happened to me today You sobered up Funny Man I met Marie-Claude Marie-Claude Marie-Claude from Kings The horsey girl That is cruel Joe Where did you…

I have decided who I am going to vote for The Dalek Party has my vote Check their PPB out on Boob Tube It is great fun Joe

Sis I do trust that you are fully recovered and have not disgraced yourself Do you remember the hotel room in Cadiz It was pretty gruesome You totally ruined your summer dress Here in Richmond Ian Duncan-Field has asked me to pen a short article About the fringe and the we should not be taking…

Sis I trust that Stella was not a one night stand The last time I had a Stella she used a bottle (do not answer that) Proud of you So proud of you Vomit have a decent shit Shower and then you will be ready for the beach I loved your poem It had a…