Stuart Miller-Osborne

The day was disappointing cool And prone to slender breezes Even the heavy grass meadows Looked sad in their early maturity They were lightly bereft Of the pleasing colours That I adored so much

I own two ties I own two shirts Neither has a collar

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I have three flags Displayed on my wall Oh Fatherland

I have twenty eight golf balls Which I keep in a glass jar One of these golf balls is pink

My best friend is named Troy I have sixty nine photographs of him They are all identical

My unmarried aunt Is towelling herself dry She is a natural blonde

Joe often shares a bath With his flatmate Essie They are not romantically involved This usually happens once a week As they soak together They discuss philosophy poetry Architecture and many other subjects They also discuss why soaps vary so much As although uniform in their shapes The perfumes and colours are countless Essie likes […]

I have been colour blind since birth Which is a huge advantage As I only see things In black and white Grey areas do not exist Joe is colour blind

Harold 8 lives with his girlfriend Maude They are both currently unemployed Which is not too much of a problem As Harold 8 inherited a great deal of money From his rich uncle who lives in the Florida Keys Some say this is an example of White Privilege Which I dispute as Harold 8 is […]