Stuart Miller-Osborne

Colourless birds fly over The fragile geography Of this poem HISTORY When I was quite young I asked my aunt about Her legendary breasts To my great surprise She removed her shirt And asked me what I thought of them I was too stunned to answer So it remained our secret Although I can recall […]

What things make you happy Joe French movies I love French cinema Because there seems to be a freshness in these movies Have you a favourite genre I like their gangster movies and their thrillers But most of all I like their summer movies Summer movies Yes What is a summer movie It is a […]

I might see a woman and consider that she is beautiful Yet there are others who will disagree with my thoughts But some women are so incredibly beautiful That all discussions on the subject Will cease before they start

A great number Of people Praise beauty With their eyes Tightly closed

There is nothing more feeble Than a man who is afraid Of his own reflection

Lucian had a satellite dish in his garden Between the roses and the cherry tree He called it Roland and thought it was a fish Lucian was a fish but thought he was a dish (this is an easy mistake to make) In the movie Amélie Amélie Amélie Poulain (to give her her full name) […]

I saw a zebra in a skate park And found a lighthouse In a railway tunnel I speak the language Of domestic pets Which helps me As I collect pencils

During the early months of our relationship Jane and I travelled to the Medway Valley To harvest strawberries in England’s garden That said we limited our time in the fields As apart from the frequent strawberry battles The work could be tedious and very tiring But to me it was something rather exciting As I […]

My parents caught my sister and I In The Bath together They were surprised at our behaviour As we both preferred The Sunderland Arms This is a nonsense poem And it is not very good Ignore or Eat

My front window faces a country lane I often study this lane As I am told that life has changed greatly But this lane has not changed Is there anything more beautiful Than this peaceful country lane The word decline is often used But do things actually decline Farms are a good example Updated methods […]