Stuart Miller-Osborne

I was born on a farm But now live by the sea I am a very devout man And believe that God Grants you 20 minutes of happiness Each day of you are calm And pray without distraction

It was a Dream within a Dream Within a Dream Within a Dream A Dream full of Exotic Colours I once read that an African explorer Took a Grand Piano into a desert Whether this is true or not Is open to question The Trade Birds have told me That piano music can be clearly…

During the hot spell in early September I decided to walk into a desert Or what is known as a desert The only desert in England My walk would be around six miles The sea would always be my neighbour But I had to name this coastal walk I am a Jellyfish is a poem…

I am brightly coloured But do not possess a sting My beauty always protects me From those who wish to harm me

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I live next to a beach and have great views of the sea My father purchased this house for Julie and I as a wedding gift It is a nice white house with ribbon balconies and a hidden sun terrace Where Julie and her friends can sunbathe privately I actually favour the beach as it…

My sister is a cop I am a good for nothing It is a good combination We live together As rentals are so expensive In this city full of Jews That said it is a peaceful city As the bad guys were run out Many years ago by the good guys For a joke I…

One of the main reasons that I watch rugby Is that I enjoy watching the seasons change Last week my opening game was played In the suffocating heat of a late summers day This weekend it will be quite different As the autumn has arrived quite suddenly And fashionable sweaters will be required In a…

Chrissy and June Have a Burberry Boat On the Norfolk Broads It is called Christian Which was an odd Play on words Until I realised That Chrissy’s full name Is Christina Thomasina Ian Life can be very simple If you take time To think about it

Lives and Loves in the downstairs flat She is a tall girl not pretty but rather striking During the cooler months she wears a Burberry coat And a variety of fashionable scarves and hats Yesterday she called me on her mobile As her cat had butchered a rat in her flat She was incredibly squeamish…