Stuart Miller-Osborne

I often purchase faggots  From my local Iceland store  Faggots have never been to my taste  As I prefer wholesome red meat  But there is a reason that I use this shop  An odd reason some of you may say  That is because I have a prehistoric creature in my lower garden  Its origins are […]

Do you know what Gerald did last summer  No  He locked Judy out of their house  Wow that was daring Gerald  She was wearing only her knickers  Wow Gerald I love you  How did it happen  They were having a petty tiff  About what  Search me  I think that she had said something unpleasant about his […]

Bye Bye my Amerikan F$Y I am leaving your wonderful country  As I live on a tiny island   That once ruled the world  God Bless Amerika  My Small Amerikan Friend 

Why did you lie F4Y I was not that high  F4Y

 I live in a big city and work in a kiosk near a railway station  Thousands of people pass me each day  Some greet me but most ignore me  Although I speak with some of these people each day I am very lonely  Which I see as totally my own fault as I do not […]

I have a Lust for Coffee  But she does not love me  There was a sunflower field near my home But now it is derelict  A derelict sunflower field  I once shared a coffee there  With Lust for Coffee  But a corpse was found nearby  A man wearing a pretty dress  Initially I was suspected  […]

I only write for  The ugly people  Of the world 

I travel through life at various speeds  This brings a certain variety to proceedings I have little more to say on the subject  That would be of interest to anyone  

today i purchased a book of poetry  a book of ten poems about walking  i walk a great deal and also write poetry  but i do not paint or draw very often  as poetry takes up a lot of my spare time  the cover of this book of ten poems  is rural in its disposition […]

After a day in the city  We settled in a bus shelter  In front of a grand theatre  The children were fatigued  So we sat on the warm paving stones  Sharing our city picnic  I was reading my Manchester United programmes  Whilst Jacob was reading his football comics  Lucy being Lucy was playing with Jacks a Plenty  […]