Stuart Miller-Osborne

Have you been hanging out with that prick Peter again Yes Was he spouting all that philosophical shit as normal Yes Did you fuck him No Did you want to I was undecided Undecided Well Marcus Peter is far more gentle than you Meaning His tastes are less complex With Peter it is a nice […]

Confucius once said Life is really simple but we insist on making it complicated  Really Yes his thoughts are very true Do you fancy coming back to my hotel room Sally That would be very nice as I am very horny today Where is your hotel In Albany Square Where is Albany Square About ten […]

During my wanderings I sometimes step into history when visiting abandoned buildings Some have been empty for many years whereas others have only been neglected for a short time I found the skeleton of a cat in a house deep within a Hampshire village opposite a busy inn It had been wrapped in a blanket […]

The trees are shedding their leaves in August Children play nearby in the humid fields

Pegwell Bay is very near Ramsgate in Kent It is an area of outstanding natural beauty But an unfeeling company has built a gas station Within yards of this beautiful blue tidal bay I have never forgiven them for this vandalism But I am secretly attracted to the gas station itself

Not far from where I live there is a gas station on a hill which attracts me greatly It can be clearly seen from passing trains and from the nearby roads Because of its remote geography it seems more isolated than it actually is   It reminds me strongly of the gas stations that you […]

some say that I am an a-hole because of all the shit that comes out of my mouth   butt i tell them that most of it comes out via my pen and that a-holes are pretty useful   as if they did not exist at all then one would quickly fill up with shit […]

The wind insects now almost without form Can be seen floating on the evening breeze  

I am not interested in narrative formalism That demands a beginning a middle and an end I just found a piece of sea glass on a beach that is not noted For its sea glass as there are no historical records of industry nearby It was not even a mature piece of sea glass as […]

In the dry heat of this friendly summer My country lanes remain soft to the touch