Stuart Miller-Osborne

Whenever I make a movie I ensure that Bright colours are everywhere Blues Reds Greens and Yellows Also the pastel colours are very important   My actors have to be beautiful But not in a conventional way It takes an educated eye to understand chic And that is why I employ a team of fashionistas […]

Anna Yes Jasmine Tea popped around whilst you were out What did she want She wondered if we could put her sister up for a couple of weeks I cannot see a problem There is a problem Anna What is that She speaks no English and nether of us speak Spanish Does she not know […]

vestidos de penélope   penélope se desnuda   penélope está de vacaciones

de que color es blanco negro rojo azul verde amarillo pardo moreno gris   mar el banista el pintor el castillo el faro el mar   playa  descalzo lejano sensacional tranquilamente   penelope  ponerse la ropa quitarse la ropa   estar de vacaciones

Did you say something Anna Yes but it does not matter The screech of the Herring Gulls blinded me   I found an interesting pebble yesterday What was interesting about it It was illustrated An image No just words What were these words   Hot Soup Free Transport In Luxembourg   That is an odd […]

I live with two beautiful women In a Cornish village We are all artists My name is Benjamin Smith As you can tell I am a man But I am never tempted By these beautiful creatures As I see beauty in everything That is how God exists for me Even though I frequently see Ruth […]

What have you got there Angel a It is a paperback book I can see that Where did you get it A chap on the train gave it to me Was he coming on to you No he was not even looking up my skirt Are you sure Yes there are some decent men about […]

I am shagging my sister and my school teacher at the same time Well not really at the same time as that would be impossible Is that your full name sir Yes It is a bit long I fancy Not really as my bro is called There are sixteen roundabouts in Basingstoke three of which […]

The sunflowers lazy from their morning swim Felt listless and slow in a parched field Their malaise had saturated their thoughts And they were unresponsive at the time of my visit