Stuart Miller-Osborne

  • Introduction
Illustration of a bird flying.
  • Glasses

    I purchased a glasses case for Jane yesterday It was of a William Morris design   I reached this beautiful decision Whilst paddling in Pegwell Bay   Where one can at low tide Walk across the sand flats   Whilst taking care to avoid quicksands And other natural hazards

    August 11, 2022
  • The Small Histories of my Residence

    I own a sea facing cottage on an unmade road It is about one hundred years old And was built as a summer retreat of a London solicitor It is said that he brought his mistresses here And there are written accounts of them swimming naked in the sea In 1968 when clearing out a […]

    August 10, 2022
  • Fig Tree

    There is a fig tree near a sea facing inn The hot weather has not disfigured it

    August 9, 2022
  • I sent three poems to my beautiful wife

    I sent three poems to my beautiful wife   These poems were full of love As two oceans separated us

    August 9, 2022
  • An American Flag

    An American flag flies next to a lane That is essentially English It brings colour to the ochre beach    

    August 9, 2022
  • Replacing Beach Furniture

    Anna I have just been to the beach Yes We have new beach furniture I know it was Daddy’s gift to us both Do you like it Yes and no Why no Because the old beach furniture was part of the beach It had rusted and aged with the passing years It was beach worn […]

    August 9, 2022
  • My Beautiful Country

    my beautiful country has become polluted there is so little that I can do apart from dream of the Northern Lights   anon 

    August 9, 2022
  • The Naked University

    Anna Yes Did you attend naked lectures whilst at university No Why were you shy No Then why Because I never went to university

    August 8, 2022
  • Jasmine Tea

    Why are you called Jasmine Tea I do not know Did you never ask your parents why you have such an unusual name No What were your parents names Mr and Mrs Smith What were their first names John and Mary Were you never curious as to the origins of your name No Is that […]

    August 8, 2022
  • The Nude University

    On the second Tuesday of each month My philosophy lectures were held in the nude The lecturer was naked and all the students were naked Why did that happen Anna Because most of the students attending these lectures assumed But did not consciously think that everyone would be wearing clothes That was the reason that […]

    August 8, 2022
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