Stuart Miller-Osborne

I always buy an ice cream When I am in Ramsgate   If you eat your ice cream in the tunnels Then does not melt as quickly as it might

Jane and I are sharing a bath I am looking at her magnificent breasts   Jane is counting the shampoo bottles As I count the summer hours

Jane and I are planning to visit Canterbury today The plan is to buy some clothing But I am searching for something else     8th August 2022

Jane was reading a book Jane often reads books As I dream of the sea

We relaxed in our summer chairs In a rough stone desert Fringed by the sea  

I have just risen from my bed For the last hour I have been Listening to the night sea   Yesterday Jane and I Spent time on the beach We enjoyed this recreation    

Dale Pippin was quiet Kent lad Who was neither good nor very bad   Dale Pippin was often rather sad And in the end this drove him mad       History I found this ancient rhyme in a church in Kent  It has been carved into the stone  Using a sharp knife 

I am an honest man Who often sits in canvas chairs On colourful mornings Considering running rhythms Which are often called Common English rhythms Which are measured by feet Either two or three syllables No now I am boring you I apologise for that Poets can be such boring people As they can see both […]

The sea near where I live has been constantly warm But the beaches have been deserted   Each morning I leave Jane naked in our bed As stroll in my cool garden without shoes   I look into the early skies with a great passion And watch the blush sun rise slowly from the horizon […]

Anna there is a rhinoceros under this table Do not be absurd Anna I tell you there is a rhinoceros under this table I repeat that is an absurdity Why Because there is not enough room under the table How do you know that Because hippos are large creatures Again I ask you how do […]