Stuart Miller-Osborne

Many years ago during my time as cleaner I killed two men The first was a prick who was working late At the company offices of Tin Alley I had just finished emptying the bins When he threw his soda can into the receptacle I ignored his idiocy until he called me across Now I […]

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You haunt me You have always haunted me Ever since I read the sonnets Raven hair and milk breasts You follow me in all my movements   What are you doing Anna Writing a poem Are you trying to impress Outlaw He is in Peru   Then are you trying to impress the TEA BAG […]

I like silk flowers As their beauty remains Long after others have died They ask for so little in return During the slow journeys Of their changing seasons

Yesterday whilst walking along the promenade I saw a man so ugly that beauty shuddered Bent forward with eyes flat to his face He stared at the rough path without emotion This hunched creature might have cried So cruel was his life full of blame But his feelings inert for many years Grew softer under […]

I have never told this to anyone before So you must promise to keep it secret Okay then I will proceed I have a talent a very special talent That is that I can touch planets   This first became apparent to me When I touched Venus one night I then touched Mercury without difficulty […]

I had one rule when I went to war That was to kill or be killed During my time in the European theatres I was a killing machine I spared not one man Enemy soldiers and prisoners died by my gun I  also shot dogs rats cats and balcony bats And then the war ended […]

I killed a shark today With a shot between the eyes   It was not just any shark As I did not know its name

Where is my white sister Paul where is my Samolin   I have wandered the streets for her through history thick and thin   Where is my white sister Paul where is my Samolin   I will never cease asking you until she is safely in       Gratitude Leonard          […]

I had always admired her lunar skin Which remained pale no matter the light She used a different name at each hotel To try to distract me from her trail   I had never lied to her she knew that well But she had always tried to avoid me As I knew every one of […]