Stuart Miller-Osborne

an orange sun glows over the thin black forest the snow lies untouched     08/01/22

Do not touch me  Why That is my name  It is a strange name  Perhaps  What is your name my friend  I have a poor sense of timing  Why is that Because I was late for a wild swim And my dearest friend drowned Would you like me to be your friend That would be […]

I own a pub It is called The Stuffed Owl And has quite delightful views This makes it very popular During the longer warmer months In view of this I close the pub During January and February Just to recharge my batteries Today has been a day of wet snow Harsh squally winds and not […]

Tuppence and I Live next to a pub The Stuffed Owl  Is its unusual name Sometimes after a night out We sleep in to twelve But are careful When opening the drapes As our bedroom Overlooks the beer garden  

On certain afternoons in the summer Jeanne and I rest on our centre bed We are often naked or lightly clothed And either masturbate or fuck Depending on our mood There is a painting of Cornelius Whur On the wall that overlooks our pleasure I wonder what he makes of our immorality He knows that […]

A few years ago during a visit to the St Lawrence Cricket Ground I dared Jane to run on to the outfield without her shirt After a short consideration she agreed to my dare and ran topless towards the square In her favour there was nobody there to witness her wonderful theatre No cricket was […]

What is your most annoying habit  Breathing Seriously I have many  Name one  I sometimes leave books in their Christmas wrapping  You fail to unwrap them  No I unwrap them but use the wrapping as a mock dust jacket  Why do you do this  To remind me of the day it was received  Really  One […]

About three weeks ago I broke my ankle playing football This has left me slightly at a loss as I am now in plaster Jane and I live next to a beach But I am unable to paddle or even bathe So I stay under an invalids parasol And watch her frolic in the shallows […]

When I was nineteen years old I approached the taxi rank opposite Ealing Broadway Station Due to a football injury I was unable to walk long distances I lived about a mile away It had begun to rain There were two cabs to choose from Initially I chose the leading cab But then changed my […]

I drive my Volkswagen I sit in my Volkswagen I sit on my Volkswagen I sleep under my Volkswagen I swim in my Volkswagen I paint my Volkswagen I dance with my Volkswagen I sing to my Volkswagen I bathe in my Volkswagen I hike with my Volkswagen I love my Volkswagen     or […]