Stuart Miller-Osborne

In another dream you would have been wearing fine clothes

Em outro sonho você estaria vestindo roupas finas

What do you do Michael I am a cleaner I thought you were in The Navy I am So you are a cleaner in The Navy Do they exist Yes very much But I am a very special cleaner Special cleaner Yes Really Yes as I am in charge of the anchor on HMS Antelope…

I had a dream last night Good for you Stan Dream I say I see it going to be one of those days Jane We are all in the gutter You might be but I am not May I continue But some of us are looking at the stars Who said that You should know…

I have a notebook With a cut out cover There are photographs Of Oscar Wilde Half hidden And he seems To be watching me As I move Around my room

I have a problem That is beginning To overwhelm me That Is that I adore Teddy Bears I find it hard to pass A charity shop Without giving a bear A new home It is their sad eyes They look at me As people might Have looked at Christ Many years ago As I give…

Would you wear your sparkly blouse My butcher I saw you stripping down a calf today And fell in love with you without remorse You are my lover My poet And my friend

There are many bumps in the road And they can be pretty awesome But you should not be intimidated As you own a depot full of steamrollers

My cousin and I have rowed out into the bay She likes swimming in deep water I remain on the pedalo As I cannot swim My cousin is very beautiful And I am very attracted to her Her name is Susan But I call her Micheal

I am a writer But was asked To enter A painting competition I agreed Although I have No artistic talent I painted a rough watercolour Of my debit card Leaving out the personal details And to my surprise I came first And won a residence In Southern France With all materials supplied