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Beach Song
This afternoon I was sitting on the beach When I heard a seagull singing nearby Oh landlord have you a daughter fair?’, parlez-vous ‘With lily-white tits and golden hair?’, parlez-vous This I recognised as a Trench Song So when the seagull next landed I asked him where he had learnt This famous song…
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Pierre of the Ambiguities
I was asked to submit three photographs In view of this I submitted four Black/Red Red/Black I also submitted two other photographs Of a black and white latrine They were all rejected Which did not surprise me As I had been born in the Hebrides Which when broken down Reads He-Brides This I find rather…
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Bath Poems
Café Bath Coffee and walnut cake Tea lightly brewed We are settling down for a while Before we explore the City of the Caesars Bath Café Today the sky was classically grey and the lingering drizzle did nothing to improve its tired flow Tourists some from afar huddled under colourful umbrellas and obediently followed…
