Stuart Miller-Osborne

For a number of years I have purchased modest sculptures And have displayed them in my wild country garden   I have now discontinued this pursuit As the poppies have registered Two letters of objection   Read as Red

I have been told that dreamers are lonely As only they can own their dreams It is my personal opinion that this is not true As I am always surrounded by friends in my dreams

Woodstock was 20 in 2021 having been born in 2001 For her birthday she composed two lines of poetry Two girls with daisy chains in their hair  Listening to the essential songs of the 60s She asked me to complete the poem But I declined As I have never worked out why time passes and […]

On most mornings you will find me on the beach Collecting pebbles that resemble the moon   However during the night that has just passed I collected pebbles by the light of the full moon     Stella Luxembourg 2021

My brother has a collie dog He calls it Stella Luxembourg My sister does not have a dog Her name is Stella Luxembourg  

You are still wearing a short skirt And your long tanned legs remain exposed Summer appears to be still with us   After a walk through the woods I came out taller than the trees It was then that I saw the autumn clouds As they lingered on the edge of our city     […]

I have called my Collie Dog Hotel Vienna For no particular reason Other than that I am the editor Of the Fife Times   At present I am dating A pink plastic washing line I was previously married To a green washing line   But we grew apart When I moved Into this apartment

Tiny Tim Tim Tim Collapsed on stage Or so I am told Whilst singing Tiptoe through the Tulips   I am waiting for a train That will take me to Bath

At the end of a short woodland path I found a sea of stinging nettles That were smothered By thousands of purple petals   Dance Scene Dance Scene Be Seen Be Seen Be Seen in Green Silver Green Be Seen Be Seen in Silver Green Dance Scene Dance Scene Dance Scene

What magic thoughts will you share with me As we lay naked on your aunties bed   You told me that you respected me And then drew a detailed castle on my fat arse   I love your creation so much that it is unlikely that I will ever shower So do capture its likeness […]