Stuart Miller-Osborne

To gain entry to the Cabaret Voltaire Viola was instructed to purchase Six Sun Spots From the Sun In Chemistry Street   Twenty-eight envelopes containing this poem will be left in various locations in Northern England during the summer of 2017 Whosoever finds one of these envelopes will be entitled to gain free entry to […]

meet me on Chemistry Street at six pm and i will buy you a drink to celebrate dada day  

thank you all for coming but today you have wasted your journey dada day will not occur until june 28th 2017 if you care to wait be my guest enjoy my hospitality the day is certain to be warm    

friend today is not the 1st of June 2017 that day has passed into history it will neverv return and yes I know I cannot spell dada day for your information occured on the 28th June 1987 do not fret at its loss as it never existed in the first place    

Do not argue with me it fucks me off today is the 28th June 2017 if you carry on like this the world will soon be full of pineapples  

To gain entry to the Cabaret Voltaire Roberta was instructed to purchase Six Sun Spots From the Sun In Chemistry Street   Twenty-eight envelopes containing this poem will be left in various locations in Southern England during the summer of 2017 Whosoever finds one of these envelopes will be entitled to gain free entry to […]

It is not June 1st 2017 today any fool can see that what the fuck are you playing at when you have come to your senses please continue counting the years that is our task    

DaDa Bring me coffee bring me tea Then start a green fringed war for me   DADA EAT A YOUNG ATTRACTIVE COP THEN FUCK HIS WIFE UNTIL YOU DROP EAT A YOUNG ATTRACTIVE COP THEN FUCK HIS SISTER UNTIL YOU DROP EAT A YOUNG ATTRACTIVE COP THEN FUCK HIS MOTHER UNTIL YOU DROP   dADa […]

Clive and Marina had been on the island for just over a day They had spent time on the beach but had returned to the villa as the sun was fierce Both were now sitting under large parasols on the edge of the blue swimming pool I did not realise that Greece was so hot […]

During the summer months Trev and I Often spend our days without clothes As poetry is better written when naked Readings can be a little difficult In the church-fearing towns But we are working on that problem   Bet & Trev (2014)