Stuart Miller-Osborne

Anna and Anna were lying in Anna’s bed Do you know who Fanny Kaplan was Should I  No she has mostly been forgotten She was the woman who shot Lenin Really I bet that pissed them off It did although the wounds were not fatal they led indirectly to his death What happened to her…

The Kransar Twins Are you going to the beach tonight Are you going to the sea Are you bringing cosmic dust with you Just for why and me   Anna Lee Blackman Held my hand On our first date My other hand Was on her cunt   Sweet Simon Sill Held my hand On our…

Anna and Anna were sitting in front of the fire Anna was naked whilst Anna was dressed What is the Anthem of Heaven Anna  I cannot say that I know This is an easy question I still do not know It is Handel’s Messiah Has a stronger piece of music ever been composed Lights in…

Wanted – A Modern Day Escapist Duties – Varied Salary – Minimal   The successful candidate must display a knowledge of Jainism and the ever changing nature of reality    

Hunstanton School Park Road is mainly rural in character With the famous school at one end and the Wheat Fields of Michael at the other For many years we lived in the station masters house near the level crossing Both my parents were teachers and my sister  and I received a thorough education At the…

An intellectual is a person who has discovered  something more interesting than sex   Phillip – That is most interesting Phillipa  Phillipa – Do you consider yourself an intellectual  Phillip – Yes  Phillipa – Why  Phillip – Because I have found something that is more interesting than sex Phillipa – Pray tell me what that…

The purpose of a writer is to keep civilisation from destroying itself    Phillip -That is very interesting Phillipa Phillipa – What are you going to do Phillip – I am undecided  Phillipa – Decide now  Phillip – I quit   

I was sitting in a park with Jane When in the distance I saw a helicopter Dropping brightly coloured balls Into a vacant festival field Some were large and others quite small Jane asked me if I might fetch one A yellow medium sized ball But I soon ran into problems As I stumbled into…

I am in France at present Do you remember our happy holidays You have not yet answered my original question