Stuart Miller-Osborne

It had to happen in the two weeks leading up to Christmas I am a football player for a lower league side We played a cup game at the beginning of December And drew two two after extra time The replay was scheduled for the third week of the month It would have been my […]

Do you realise That you have your best sleep In the hours before midnight I never thought of it that way It is common sense As you usually waste those hours In a pub or watching television It is so logical so very simple But you are a nighthawk Bernard It is because I cannot […]

Marie-France once said to me That having a fuck buddy Is better than falling in love It is more convenient No complications Nothing is expected And nothing given Last night we went to the cinema The film was so poor That we walked out Our evening had been ruined And this made me angry It […]

There was a photograph of Jules Ferry On the wall of my friends apartment I could see it when I took a bath That is why Marc had a shower fitted As he was not impressed with my theft We often sat where the bath once stood and chatted Marc was very knowledgeable Sample of […]

You helped me pass my entrance exams Miss Houghton Everything I am today Is because of you You took the time to educate me You taught me how to think and see And because of this I am where and who I am Today as you retire I would like to offer you An important […]

My boyfriend came home with a very unusual present I asked him what the fuck it was as I did not have a clue He told me that it was an insect hotel which was bizarre And confused me further as I was not aware that insects Stayed in hotels especially in major cities in […]

If the elevator is unavailable Please use the stairs If the stairs are unavailable Please use your imagination

Her breast was exposed By an elegant but declining gown

I still have this exquisite painting Which hangs in my over study There is a silence within her glance Which complements the stillness Of my favourite morning table

When my late father returned from the war We found a small painting of a young woman Amongst his many vacant possessions It was highly decorated and very much of its era