Stuart Miller-Osborne

The lazy looped sky looked sad As the sand bells gathered Above the sleeping town   I was on the path to the beach   You were sitting in your sham castle   There were many ribbons in your hair of varying lengths Some dangled from the tower Dancing occasionally in the storm breezes   […]

On an original July Day In the Jasmine Garden J Jacob Lay on the grass Looking at the sky Time was passing through the universe at an alarming rate Above him a Pterodactyl flew high over the town Completely unaware of its own extinction  

You attended the meeting naked With protest slogans Painted on your breasts   We were all rather English About your exhibition Coffee was ordered To inhibit your chill   And with our eyes averted We continued our meeting Discussing subjects of interest Such as teaching and teaching methods And successful marketing and the materials required […]

A well-appointed engineer once commented to Mr Turner that the light in Deal had special qualities And that this type of light was not found in other counties within the kingdom The artist had looked at his friend and noted that he had nearly drowned in Calais during a recent visit But he had no […]

Caron of the Spirits Is wearing her new blouse She is dancing To the music She does not stop   I am fearful for your future Tiny Disco Flower For you may break from her gossamer And fall unnoticed on to The Dance Beat Floor And there be trampled underfoot In time to her music […]

Not much is known about Shakespeare’s dog Apart from the fact that it had four legs And a tail  

Was a delicate creature Who married each of Shakespeare’s five daughters On the 28th of June 1594 On the following day they all moved To Fishguard in Wales For reasons of their health And their future happiness  

William Shakespeare and his wife Anne Had five daughters Which they named Anne Anne Anne Anne And Anne They also had a son which they named Miranda Their son was possibly more talented than his father But his work was never seen As he wrote at night  

He laid his Pussy Willow On her fragrant blue pillow  

Shakespeare’s daughter was seen walking on Blackheath Common She was looking for blue cornflowers To match her dress It was also noted that she was studying The primitive irrigation systems of the area   On the 28th of June 1594   Anne Shakespeare married  Blackheath Common In front of a large number of guests The […]