Stuart Miller-Osborne

I was listening to Sonny and Cher on our record player when I noticed that you had chewed my index finger off whilst we were fucking You asked for forgiveness as you had no intention of disfiguring me I made light of the accidental loss of my finger by noting that I had seven more […]

I am a night clerk at a beach hotel on a lonely part of an island My duties include the reception of new guests as well ensuring that all guests are cared for The main door of the hotel is locked at 12:30 and the night bell is activated and although the main desk is […]

I live with my sister In a cottage facing the sea We have lived there together For a number of years In total harmony My sister has small breasts And a generous cunt Her girlfriend told me this When I fucked her last week Her girlfriend is the daughter Of the local vicar Who does […]

I am resting in my frail hut Yesterdays fires smoulder The harsh winds are about to return   The black gulls have migrated Warmer islands await them They will return with the blossom

It is a little known fact that all puddles Contain a rectangular membrane That is invisible to the naked eye   Some years ago when I was returning From an auction with a bayonet Strapped to my back I cycled through a deep puddle Which caused me to fall from my frail machine The bayonet […]

I often glide above the clouds To retire from my life below But I rarely leave my troubles behind As I have a morbid fear of heights

The mists of the forest shimmered in the early morning sun A monster I was shed as my form returned Staring in awe at the glow of a conquering goddess Whose smile eclipsed the woodland autumn shine To my knees I fell as she cradled misshapen physique Nights still destroying my essence Who be thee I […]

The president has been assassinated People are celebrating wildly in the streets Felix and I are in a diner Sharing a strong coffee He still has a silver bullet in his hand Somebody has beaten him to it Which has made him a little sad But this has not clouded his judgement As he fully […]

I can see you in the night sky Through a thin crack In my silver curtains I would like to think That you are sending me Silent messages From the beginning of time But soon realise That you are only sharing Your distant illuminations

I have not looked at my features For over fifteen years As I am not interested in my appearance That was until the other day When I saw myself in an accidental mirror I must say that I was much interested In the timeless beauty of my face But was saddened when I saw the […]