Stuart Miller-Osborne

It all began with a blue handkerchief Left carelessly on a café table in a Paris street I spotted it immediately and knew it was yours And returned it to you in your riverside apartment You were so pleased with me that you cooked a vegan dinner As you had decided to celebrate your seventh […]

When the moon is high I lose all sense of time And can often be found Wandering across The flooded water meadows Deep in conversation With others Such as myself

This was the way that they would dispose of the bodies After execution the victims would be thrown into these oil drums And covered with sand concrete and dirt The gangsters would then cover their crimes By depositing these drums into deep rivers Many of these drums have since been found And the victims now […]

I hated Europe before it was chic to hate Europe Said Bryan at the parent teacher meeting It is an empty vessel Only the residue is considered attractive The teacher looked shocked We educate our children for what So that they may complete against each other Like dying rats in a cage Europe is broken […]

On the 29th of February 2016 I swallowed a bullet whilst flying between Paris and Prague I had smuggled the bullet on board in a can of talcum powder without being detected When I returned from the toilet I became unwell and lost consciousness   Later I found myself on the wing of the aircraft […]

I was leaning against the washbasin chatting to my sister Who was taking a bath She was humming and occasionally singing ditties from advertisements on TV I found her recreation a little irritating but did not say anything as the world was due to end at ten to five My sister normally took baths in […]

I was leaning against the washbasin chatting to my sister who was taking a bath She was humming and occasionally singing ditties from advertisements on television I found her recreation a little irritating but did not say anything as the world was due to end at ten to five My sister normally took baths in […]

It was quite well known in the village that I kept a bearded dragon in the Valencia Barn During the colder months it would hibernate in the deep seas of straw that I had prepared This was unusual as bearded dragons tended to migrate to warmer countries as the months withdrew I had named the […]

I saw the incident as I was cleaning up after the video gamers had left I was the third cleaner But divorced from the others as I was on the far side of the auditorium The virus destroyed the first cleaner by the fire door And the second one as he walked down the steps […]

Four Greek Poets watched Three Marlborough Girls Return their trays to the kitchen of the coffee shop Where two of the staff were preparing my first meal of the day