Stuart Miller-Osborne

  • Introduction
Illustration of a bird flying.
  • Topless in Margate

    Did you see that topless girl on the beach today  No  You must of been blind then as you walked straight past her I did not see a thing  She was blond with long hair   You are quiet I am troubled  Why  Because I do not miss things like that normally I take them […]

    October 11, 2020
  • Bo Bo Swims the Atlantic

    Bo Bo had decided to swim the Atlantic As he wanted the two worlds to meet But he abandoned his grand idea As he could not find room for his toothbrush

    October 11, 2020
  • A Mediocre Man

    a mediocre man never writes poetry he imagines poetry

    October 11, 2020
  • Afrika and Santander

    When I am in Afrika I often think of Santander A strange occupation perhaps but very rewarding Sadly the opposite is not true For when I am in Santander I rarely think of Afrika This is an annoying habit which I am trying to cure  

    October 11, 2020
  • Grey Gardens

    The sea mists are often visible from my blind windows They hang low but do not obstruct my view These are my grey gardens I would like to cultivate these gentle gardens But this is not possible at present    

    October 11, 2020
  • Grey Nostalgia

    The white sails of your small yacht Are fading into the green grey horizons   You are not travelling alone I am following your voyage

    October 10, 2020
  • Character Actor

    In a previous life I used to be a character actor Specialising in the broody artistic types But in 1994 I was cast as a clean cut Englishman In a European co-production set in Cornwall It was whilst filming I met a Swedish Actress Her name was Liv Rohm From the start I felt that […]

    October 10, 2020
  • How to Meet Morgan Freeman

    1   Find your nearest convenience store 2  Wait for Morgan Freeman 3   When you spot him say Hi Morgan my name is (your name) and I come from Iceland  

    October 9, 2020
  • Art Installation No 9

    The whole idea is to stare at the reflection of an overhead light in a cup full of still water   Nothing else   Seventeen seconds is the recommended duration   One is then presented with a small box of raisins   These raisins should not be consumed   But loved

    October 9, 2020
  • Tiffany on Toast

    Tiffany on Toast lost her father at fifteen in a mining accident So she killed the owner of the mine A year later she lost her mother to a smoking related disease So she killed the owner of the tobacco company as well as two fund managers whose investments helped the killer company to expand […]

    October 8, 2020
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