Stuart Miller-Osborne

As I walked past my bookcase I thought I heard my Buddhist figurine Call me a cunt Why did you call me a cunt I asked As I thought you were my friend I did not call you cunt But I am unhappy with your attitude to life You are far too aggressive And often…

I am writing a book about Princess Anne Who is the quietest member of the Royal Family I rather admire her as a person Although her dress sense is quite stale I am also reading the poems of Robert Herrick Julia purchased a book of his poems for me When she last visited Market Drayton…

There are no dead comedians in Peru Said Anthea What makes you say that Eileen Said Colin I did not say That Eileen Colin I did not say That Eileen or That Eileen Colin I said that there are no dead comedians in Peru I was going to say that Folkestone is an interesting town…

I support a German football club called Tasmania Berlin That is because I was born in Tasmania to German parents I have never been Germany as I have extreme political views This saddens me as there are not many Tasmanian/Germans Left in the Southern Hemisphere who like German football    

Up to the age of fifteen I lived in a large house that backed on to the railway I loved the railway and I loved my house I loved my parents and I loved my brother and sisters To me the railway was always on the move even though the lines were quite still It…

Today is the first day in June and the weather has welcomed it in with a bright celebration The heavy trees hang lazily in the early light and the grasses once so ordered are now rebelling Summer has arrived and it is the time for travel I am sitting in my cool lounge reading a…

I was watching you from a distance although you were not aware of my gaze How you longed to relax in the wicker chairs under the colourful gazebo But each were occupied so you returned to me with our chilled drinks Which we enjoyed in the shade of the smooth summer sun     Little…

It descends with ease from the height of the hill and slowly vanishes into a hidden valley On the day of our visit the trees were almost full and provided shade from the warm sun A young pheasant hid from us as we passed by but it betrayed its station In an effort to escape…

The lost confetti dances freely in the early morning breeze It is silver green and gold Very soon a man dressed in orange will sweep it up And no history of the event will remain I saw the happy couple yesterday as they sat at a solitary table On the steps of the town hall…

I often dive in to the sea near my home so that I may explore ship wrecks as this my passion But it is a difficult occupation as these wrecks are often covered by the many coloured fish that frequent the blue bronze coastal waters off of Cape Cod These attractive fish are especially fond…