Stuart Miller-Osborne

This afternoon whilst resting I dreamt that I was in modern Chile Riding on a low rollercoaster With an injured pigeon And travelling in the general direction of Swansea  

We were lying next to each other in our centre bed Having just made love with an enormous passion A bead of sweat ran from your excited breast And lost itself in our loving sheets   The river that ran next to our erotic cottage Was playing tricks with the sensuous light And we watched […]

Steve was in bed with Jane The were watching Real Madrid playing Barcelona Real Madrid were winning by two goals to nil During the night Steve raked his studs down Jane’s shin And received a straight red card Jane was so disgusted with the tackle That she demanded a transfer to Las Palmas A few […]

It was an almost poetical day Warm rain was pouring out of the heated clouds And rivers steamed like spa’s A lorry driver had been killed on the motorway He had skidded in the heavy rain And his lorry had blocked all four lanes The city had fallen into gridlock Lucy felt strangely excited by […]

A Cop a Girl and a Gun The girl in the yellow dress Was jealous of the sun So she had it arrested On a charge of voyeurism The hunky cop Who attended the crime scene Told her to get dressed As the sun had friends in high places   Geese Watching Trains   Three […]

My father was a window cleaner He cleaned windows in my home town and the surrounding villages for over forty years During the war he was stationed in India and when on leave visited the Taj Mahal The visit changed him as a man For when he returned from his war All he could speak […]

On May Month Manor Lane Each paddock had a wooden shed Not used by the cows But by young lovers Related by birth I was on the drunken bus Which fainted As it passed through The stone circle This obvious inconvenience Was tempered By a spectacular storm And our shared love of cricket  

Just before you arrive at a railway station at Midgham in West Berkshire you will witness on a small hill  a number of wooden stakes arranged in rough circles Although mysterious they look innocent enough but their function is to guide spaceships towards Earth Really Julie looked at her feet which were submerged in a […]

Kim Kim Terry Tim was strolling anonymously in a park in Seville when she noticed a poet weeping in the shade of a creeping tree She placed her hand on the poets shoulder and enquired of his grief He handed her his black notebook It contained a poem About his afterlife Wallpaper It was called […]

Striped clouds with candy stars Hot air balloons in the channel sky Coffee ice cream on my camera case Dozens of pigeons flying by   Two cars came together In a nearby street I cannot see any damage But I think we should exchange telephone numbers just in case   The coast of France is […]