Stuart Miller-Osborne

The strawberries in Kent are always ripe at this time of year When we were younger we picked them for fun   It was a sort of working holiday Were you paid? Yes but it was only enough to pay for the evening drinks in the pub or catch a film in Maidstone What do […]

The Reverend G Burwella and I are sitting on the settee His face is hidden deep in my underarm hair In the kitchen his sister Lets Go Retro is making the tea Later we are going into the church yard Where he will release 99 blue balloons In memory of his dream cat Who died […]

Bradford Doggerel Early morning Fred Left his sister In her bed Dead And asked Ted To touch her head And confirm her dead   Trowbridge Doggerel Early morning Ted Left her sister In his bed Dead And asked Ned To touch her head And confirm her dead   Westbury Doggerel Early morning Ned Left Sister […]

To gain entry to the Cabaret Voltaire Viola was instructed to purchase Six Sun Spots From the Sun In Chemistry Street   Twenty-eight envelopes containing this poem will be left in various locations in Northern England during the summer of 2017 Whosoever finds one of these envelopes will be entitled to gain free entry to […]

meet me on Chemistry Street at six pm and i will buy you a drink to celebrate dada day  

thank you all for coming but today you have wasted your journey dada day will not occur until june 28th 2017 if you care to wait be my guest enjoy my hospitality the day is certain to be warm    

friend today is not the 1st of June 2017 that day has passed into history it will neverv return and yes I know I cannot spell dada day for your information occured on the 28th June 1987 do not fret at its loss as it never existed in the first place    

Do not argue with me it fucks me off today is the 28th June 2017 if you carry on like this the world will soon be full of pineapples  

To gain entry to the Cabaret Voltaire Roberta was instructed to purchase Six Sun Spots From the Sun In Chemistry Street   Twenty-eight envelopes containing this poem will be left in various locations in Southern England during the summer of 2017 Whosoever finds one of these envelopes will be entitled to gain free entry to […]

It is not June 1st 2017 today any fool can see that what the fuck are you playing at when you have come to your senses please continue counting the years that is our task