Stuart Miller-Osborne

I have a rather strange condition which concerns colour. It is a rather unique as I often purchase books solely for the way they look No matter the subject I find it quite pleasing to place these books in to my bookcase And sit back and enjoy their colourful music There is no cure for…

I had not expected my hosts to arrive so soon But there they were free under the naked trees The winds were still bitter and we shivered As we followed the bare contours of the meadow But once hidden we soon celebrated our sanctuary And awaited the soft warmth of the gentle months

On the scorched rocks above the beach Their were six black goats They could always be found on these rocks   These creatures were known locally as the Devil’s Children As it was supposed that these goats Had become lost during their final journey from Hell   I was above these trite tales and hollow…

It is not illegal to sunbathe topless in mortuaries This fact attracts a lot of people to the profession My cousin Mary is a mortician She studied thanatology at college And summered at Cape Cod Where she was known to sunbathe topless Previously it had been illegal to do so between the lighthouses But this…

I am floating above the clouds With my best friends girlfriend in my arms She is wearing a white gossamer dress I am wearing a black suit without buttons Bolivia is paddling in the shallows Looking for pink pastel sea shells The wind is cold and in a poor humour No pirates have landed on…

When I was at school one of my greatest friends was a boy called Phillip                                                                                 …

The bookstall at the top of the stairs sells newspapers and magazines                                                                                       …

Phillip was the King of a country that no longer exists It was lost in the years after his disappearance and was never found despite extensive searches He had been a sensitive child much affected by melancholy and at the age of twenty-three married his sister Mia It was a happy marriage and they were…

Viola is posing on the terrace for Egon She is pretending to masturbate I am taking tea with his sister We are sitting at a green table Discussing time travel

There is a railway carriage at the bottom of my garden Which is a little surprising as I live ten miles from the nearest railway I have grown fond of the passengers who acknowledge me as they pass Yet I know nothing of their lives although they know a great deal about my small life