Stuart Miller-Osborne

It is not June 1st 2017 today any fool can see that what the fuck are you playing at when you have come to your senses please continue counting the years that is our task    

DaDa Bring me coffee bring me tea Then start a green fringed war for me   DADA EAT A YOUNG ATTRACTIVE COP THEN FUCK HIS WIFE UNTIL YOU DROP EAT A YOUNG ATTRACTIVE COP THEN FUCK HIS SISTER UNTIL YOU DROP EAT A YOUNG ATTRACTIVE COP THEN FUCK HIS MOTHER UNTIL YOU DROP   dADa…

Clive and Marina had been on the island for just over a day They had spent time on the beach but had returned to the villa as the sun was fierce Both were now sitting under large parasols on the edge of the blue swimming pool I did not realise that Greece was so hot…

During the summer months Trev and I Often spend our days without clothes As poetry is better written when naked Readings can be a little difficult In the church-fearing towns But we are working on that problem   Bet & Trev (2014)  

During the summer months My wife and I Often spend days without clothes But we consider our weekends A speciality As we open up our sun club to visitors From overseas And share in their mix of languages   Anna & Tess (2014)  

I rested for over an hour that day The trains were late This was due to the heat The birds in the bushes Sang in harmony Or so it seemed The state of the world Was of no concern to them An elderly couple And their five grandchildren Waited in the shade shelter And chatted…

In the Church Viola and I were sitting in the pews of a busy church We were both drinking coffee from mugs one and two I was a little embarrassed as I was wearing only a pair of brief undershorts Under my naval dressing gown Vila sensed my embarrassment and gave me the o from…

Danny Meadows and Prunella See were sitting on the settee watching a 1970s movie called Danny Jones They were not sure what channel they had tuned into Life was a haze Prunella See was drinking Pepsi Ginger After complaining that it was too sweet   Danny Meadows and Prunella See were walking along the busiest…

Alice in Pepsi Land Alice had a mass of ginger hair That stretched down to her waist She was drinking a Pepsi Max As she descended the long path Into the underworld Because it helped her to glow in the dark   Tournament One Alice had a mass of ginger hair That stretched down to…

Adam and Eve visited my kitchen this morning They were sheltering from a violent storm Which was flooding the town They brought produce from their perfect garden And placed the fruits of the wilderness On my wooden table