Stuart Miller-Osborne

My Name is Isabelle owned a dog who was called My Name is Isabelle Whenever she fed her dog My Name is Isabelle wore black gloves The dog associated the item of clothing with the presentation of food One day during an electrical storm My Name is Isabelle bit My Name is Isabelle As a…

I visited S.W.I.N.D.O.N today and was delayed as I listened to a N.E.G.R.O saxophonist in the C.E.N.T.R.E on the town   Because of this delay I had to wait for my bus in a waiting room constructed in 1.9.8.4 On the free bookshelf I found a book on P.S.Y.C.H.O.L.O.G.Y I located an entry about P.A.V.L.O.V.S…

Ghosts are such gentle creatures I look forward to my stay with you Majesty  

You write to me about Hibiscus flowers I know that you are lying As we are apart Prepare for my visit  

Madame Sandra When I visited the apartment of Madame Sandra I found her wearing a red Japanese gown This elaborate gown was decorated with many flowers Which fell as she moved from room to room   The Fruits of the Maghreb The tulip girl feeds the dazed honey bees As her horses search for the…

Richard and Elisabeth were sitting in a small coffee bar that overlooked the River Thames The day was dying and the street lights were beginning to illuminate the busy roads Tell me about the suicide you witnessed last week I know some facts but not all Was it horrible? No Would you have been able…

I was sitting in my car Opposite a rubber factory That was above a river In my mirror I saw a policewoman coming towards me Is this your car sir? Yes I have reason to believe that you have been driving it illegally What makes you say that? I saw you drive into this car…

During the long days of English summer The dust of its lanes is almost still And hangs in the pilgrims air Like gold dust from a perfect heaven   England is a right merry land of all on earth it is the best Richard of Gloucester  

You are still attractive but you are so diseased Sores fester of your much travelled cunt Poor decisions were made for you By people stupid and corrupt by design But your condition is not terminal Your health can be retrieved Just choose your sleeping partners with care And I will remove you from these sordid…

I called my car American Pascal She was a 1958 Cadillac Eldorado I used to park her near the palms trees That fronted the beach Whilst I wrote the Great American Novel But whilst fame always avoided me As my English was poor I never grew tired of American Pascal With her white and black…