Stuart Miller-Osborne

Donald Dog Duck ate my Porridge Donald Dog ate my Porridge I was rather pissed off with him But my duck Donald dog duck was more upset So we gave him a juicy orange And cooked him slowly   Donald Dog Duck ate my Porridge Donald Dog ate my Porridge I was rather pissed off…

Donald Duck ate my Porridge Donald Duck ate my Porridge I was rather pissed off with him But my dog Donald dog was more upset So we gave him a juicy orange And cooked him slowly   Donald Duck ate my Porridge Donald Duck ate my Porridge I was rather pissed off with him But…

JDS You appeared to be hiding from the world Or was the world hiding from you  🙁   Royalty Have you noticed when reading history books about royalty That they often marry before going to war  🙂   Curtains One only finds darkness behind curtains during the night This is one of God’s funniest jokes …

We had arrived early at the railway station and waited for our host The day was quite warm with a gentle southerly breeze But what struck me most about this little town was the perfume that hung in the air At first I thought it was artificial but there was no mistake the air was…

I have a copy of Sator Resartus It is still in a brown paper bag I carry it everywhere I go As it is my antidote to nothingness   Bath 29/03/17  

The bright sea reflects the special light I am standing in your shadow You do not move  

We spent the whole summer in the garden of that railway house The summer had been so hot that it had been almost impossible for us to spend our time anywhere else The house was quite non-descript constructed out of Staffordshire Blue Brick However the garden that we enjoyed was rather large for such a…

If you proceed to Park Street Railway Station on the edge of the city you will find a passenger footbridge that is no longer used This footbridge is situated at the south end of the station and should not be confused with the other newer footbridge which is nearer to the dilapidated station buildings This…

A trip down the chalk mines will cost me 3fr 50 I have only 3fr Will this be enough for me to gain entry To the chalk mines And more importantly Will I be allowed to exit the mines?  

I was walking up a hill in my local park listening to Groupie on my headphones. I often did this in my dreams I enjoyed listening to European popular music on my head phones I liked a lot of what Bob Sinclair had recorded but not all I respected a great number of recording artists…