Stuart Miller-Osborne

I was in the City of the Pilgrims And unfortunately cut my finger Which caused it to bleed As I did not want to stain my clothes I went into a Catholic Church And bathed my injury In the Holy Water near the door I soon left the sacred building Thinking no more of my […]

As the year waned in the city My girlfriend gave me Her Colorado Rapids football shirt As I was rather cold in my bed She also gave me her bed socks Her brother has not noticed the theft

I had just begun my winter hibernation When I was awoken from my journey Painful things were happening to me I was spinning in a vacuum And unable to ground myself When the symmetry of pain Breaks your skin You bleed for many hours

They can walk, hover and the males can even sing love songs to woo mates – all this with a brain that’s tinier than a pinhead Then why do they eat shit This said they are incredible creatures Far more advanced than many humans Naughty Joe You are not a very nice person Why do […]

Sephine Did Josie Suggest this To you I like flannels But I am more Of a sponge man myself I am in my bath As I write this (do not drop your phone joe) There is plenty of room In this tub For ewe to join me later Bring your flannel And I will bring […]

Joe When you return home You will find a small parcel On your doormat Please take time To share a drink With my ex lover Who will inform you What this girl requires Sephine

white balloons are often mistaken for clouds it is a common mistake often repeated by those who do not understand weather patterns

only the featureless desert plains could be seen from the gondola of my mysterious white balloon

Three batteries Power my torch I can now see you In our darkened room

My cousin Nene had invited me to share the family sauna It was away from the main house on a small island lakeside And could only be reached by using a small wartime bridge A short dusty path led to a much repaired wooden jetty And it was there that I spent many of my […]