Stuart Miller-Osborne

Every morning when I wake up I open my eyes and look at the Marlborough Downs Unless it is misty Or if the rain is hard Then all I can see is the rough grey road Today the mist is quite thick Almost fog And I have bored of the road Quite quickly So I…

For the best part of his life Latimer has taken deformed medicines which lay dormant in the milk of his church He lived alone at the Brave Baltic Farm which was some ten miles from the nearest town In the Rufus Report he was recorded as owning some sixty acres Mostly fallow But sometimes worked…

Spiegel Ein baum Und Ein Gott Nun loben Der Grund Der meister Ist mein Ruhige freund Blaue blumen Solche freude! Solche freude!   Ikon   Goldene Hoffnung Im Dunkel Welt    

Last month two tourists were murdered in Frazer Park I knew who their assassins were So adopting a disguise I followed them back to their ghetto And shot them to death A full scale gang war is now in progress But at least the tourists are safe   A friend from Saturn rang me and…

The barren fields Offer little But torment The winter Will be kind    

The wind was weaving slow patterns In her amber hair As she kissed each of the soldiers in turn Showing genuine affection They all faced westwards And listened to the music Of the ether trees    

Whilst listening to Mahler at the Proms I noticed that Veronika was not wearing any underwear When I asked her the reason why She noted that it was easier to piss And thanked me for my interest    

The Escape Tunnel On the eve of my execution I found an escape tunnel That led to the local bus stop I escaped and waited for the early morning bus So that I might attend my own execution   Trips to German Cities Are undertaken in the summer Between the months of May and September…

Served hot meals To their visitors And provided comfortable beds In their cells They tended their gardens with a feminine authority That hid their labours without effort Although young in years many of the nuns looked older Worn out by the hot Italian sun They prayed five times a day And six times on the…

Graffiti added to poster noting engineering works at Nuneaton Railway Station Colin Cooks Catherine’s Cunt Creatively (Geraniums) Read the book now